With a little lubrication, it appears you can pop more than bubbles with your packing supplies. The book warns you to remove staples and other objects that can cause "obstructions" from your wrap.

(By the way, if you're going to employ used bubble wrap to pleasure yourself, you may want to discuss your level of self-loathing with your therapist.)

To repeat: Don't forget plenty of lubrication. Treat yourself to something better than mayonnaise this time, you deserve it. And condiments deserve better treatment, anyway.