Nov 22nd 2007 By Hue Alston

Homemade Sex Toys: Soapy Suds

As anyone who's watched "This Old House" can attest, the trick to a successful DIY project is proper measurements. That wisdom holds true with a homemade sex toy. When you're drilling a hole in your bar of soap for some good, clean fun, make sure that you know exactly how much you have to excavate. (And please wear some pants when you break out the power tools.)

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Sunday 27 January

By Misty

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And we wonder why there are so many pedophiles around hmm.. maybe this kind of crap.

Wednesday 30 January

By paul farber

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Reading this article was a waste of time. Was it written by a teenager? Whoever wrote this is an idiot, and not likely a very good lover.

Thursday 07 February

By Justin

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When I was 13-15 I took a medium sized teddy bear out of my sisters closet that she had forgot about, and cut a hole in it where the p***y would be. After "compacting" the stuffing one too many times, I had to add some cotton swabs.

Friday 15 February

By bloopy.

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HEYY ..
we need more girl toys !

Thursday 28 February

By John

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I will never look at cell phones the same again and will be very carefull on whos cell I use dont want herpies in my ear.

Thursday 06 March

By john

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Who is the idot??? A number 8 drill bit is .1880 inches... much less than a 1/4 inch...almost an 1/8th of an inch... is this for pubic hair or a penis???? Did I say "mini me"???

Saturday 26 July

By KLRTEXan@gmail.com

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There are, smaller bits for you!

Thursday 06 March

By joe stoll

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if you work it in your left hand does it feel like someone else is doing it to you?
-internetherworld

Thursday 06 March

By D. Sherry

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Seriously.........the writer's name is 'Hue Alston'????....he couldn't protect his future career with a 'pen name'?????(like say....last name: Off, first name: Jack, middle initial: M.)??? He leads a lonely life???? He GOT PAID FOR THIS???????? o.......m........g.......!!!!!!!!!

Friday 07 March

By Kayla

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Hahahahah what the fuck is half that shit....Super disturbing

Friday 07 March

By Dan Dinello

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An empty banana skin will curtail overpopulation and aids.
I 'll never look at a "jack"-o-lantern's grin in quite the same way again!

Sunday 09 March

By markfl98

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how do we get this idoit fired for writing this ?????

Monday 10 March

By Kelsey

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OK the cell phone thing i dont know any girl who can fit a cell phone up there WOO HAS. Especially if you have a blackjack or razor talk about ouch factor

Monday 22 June

By Missie

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Wow kelsey, You have got to get more experimental with women if you think we can't handle a cell phone. Ever hear of fingering or fisting? Muscles tear, bones break, but we are willing to do that for a great orgasm lol the secret to all who want to know, is plenty of lube and to go slowly. Muscles stretch and return to place, and given a couple of days to recoup, will be just as tight.

Monday 10 March

By jeff loven

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stupid article-dumb people...

Wednesday 12 March

By josh

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wow....this guy has like no life, i mean for gods sake soap?

anyone who would go that far for it is clearly never gonna get laid

Monday 22 June

By Missie

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Think about it. The person who first came up with these ideas was NOT getting laid. Necessity is the mother of ALL invention lol.

Friday 14 March

By SuthernBell

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reading this made me want to gag half the time and feel sorry for the dude/chick that used these items.

And where were all the girls sex toys? There were not many of them and they had no imigination to them it made me gringe in horror and feel pity for the poor deperate housewife that got deperate enough to used a condom covered phone.Ouch!