Nov 22nd 2007 By Hue Alston
As anyone who's watched "This Old House" can attest, the trick to a successful DIY project is proper measurements. That wisdom holds true with a homemade sex toy. When you're drilling a hole in your bar of soap for some good, clean fun, make sure that you know exactly how much you have to excavate. (And please wear some pants when you break out the power tools.)
A People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) activist shows posters and raise their red-painted hands in a show of protest against bullfights, Monday Feb. 11, 2008 in Paris. (AP Photo/Jacques Brinon)
Jennifer Knox, an animal rights activist from Norfolk, VA, protests from a mock cage in front of the White House March 13, 2001 in Washington, DC. The nearly naked Knox, who painted her body orange with tiger stripes, was protesting the treatment of animals traveling with the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus. The circus is scheduled to arrive in Washington on March 22. (Photo by Alex Wong/Newsmakers)
Bargeshagen, GERMANY: A naked anti-G8 activist dances during a demonstration in Bargeshagen, northeastern Germany, on the second official day of the G8 Summit, 07 June 2007. Thousands of demonstrators blocked roads leading to the Group of Eight summit asa massive security operation to counter protests got under way. AFP PHOTO DDP/SEBASTIAN WILLNOW GERMANY OUT (Photo credit should read SEBASTIAN WILLNOW/AFP/Getty Images)
Paris, FRANCE: A French naked cyclists from Velorution association rides during a worldwide naked cycling protest against cars, gas emission and agressive drivers through the streets of Paris, 09 June 2007, despite the interdiction of French Police Prefecture. AFP PHOTO JOEL SAGET (JOEL SAGET/AFP/Getty Images)
Lima, PERU: Peruvian model Reina Loo (R) on her way to the fountain of the Plaza Mayor in Lima, 13 March 2007 where she will pose almost naked with the Chilean flag painted on her body as a protest against the maritime treaty boundaries between Peru and Chile. On March 12 the Chilean Foreign Affairs Ministry postponed the broadcast of a documentary about 1879 Pacific War between Chile, Peru and Bolivia. The treaty boundaries between the three countries are still a source of diplomatic controversies. AFP PHOTO/JAIME RAZURI (Photo credit should read JAIME RAZURI/AFP/Getty Images)
A New South Wales police officer, left, escorts demonstrators from the animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) from a protest on Sydney's waterfront Wednesday, Feb. 27, 2008. PETA held a "nude" protest as part of their worldwide fight to end the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona and bullfights throughout Europe. (AP Photo/Mark Baker)
Nude cyclists ride through Piccadilly Circus during the fourth annual World Naked Bike Ride on June 9, 2007 in London, England. Cyclists in Britain took to the streets for the World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR), in protest against global oil dependency. (Photoby Daniel Berehulak/Getty Images)
Nearly nude People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) member Amy Jannette wears plaid body paint as she holds a sign protesting the use of fur by the Burberry clothing company, 29 May 2007, outside a Burberry store in New York. AFP PHOTO/Stan HONDA (Photo by STAN HONDA/AFP/Getty Images)
Nude anti-globalization protesters lie down to spell "No A La OMC" (No To The WTO) during a protest against the upcoming WTO meeting in Cancun, Mexico, Monday, Sept. 8, 2003. (AP Photo/Jaime Puebla)
Brazil's Lina Barbieri, a protestors from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals hold a sign as she stands stripped down to her underwear, on Amsterdam's central Dam square, Netherlands, Tuesday Feb. 12, 2008, to protest bullfighting in Spain and Portugal. Protestor Lauren Bowey said PETA plans similar protests around European capitals in the coming year, because tourists attending bullfights help keep them in operation. (AP Photo/Peter Dejong)
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Monday 24 December
By stnsmok
The guys from third world countries use a piece of wood. If they want the realistic feeling, they will pick some with the termites still in it.
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Thursday 03 January
By M Johnson
your list sucked, none of the items were creative nor did they promote sex with another person... creepy
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Wednesday 09 January
By Sheri
the phone in condom was weird, why not just use a cucumber from the kitchen???
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Friday 13 June
By bling-bling gadzety
you are demm right
Sunday 27 January
By Misty
And we wonder why there are so many pedophiles around hmm.. maybe this kind of crap.
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Wednesday 30 January
By paul farber
Reading this article was a waste of time. Was it written by a teenager? Whoever wrote this is an idiot, and not likely a very good lover.
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Thursday 07 February
By Justin
When I was 13-15 I took a medium sized teddy bear out of my sisters closet that she had forgot about, and cut a hole in it where the p***y would be. After "compacting" the stuffing one too many times, I had to add some cotton swabs.
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Friday 15 February
By bloopy.
HEYY ..
we need more girl toys !
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Thursday 28 February
By John
I will never look at cell phones the same again and will be very carefull on whos cell I use dont want herpies in my ear.
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Thursday 06 March
By john
Who is the idot??? A number 8 drill bit is .1880 inches... much less than a 1/4 inch...almost an 1/8th of an inch... is this for pubic hair or a penis???? Did I say "mini me"???
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Saturday 26 July
By KLRTEXan@gmail.com
There are, smaller bits for you!
Thursday 06 March
By joe stoll
if you work it in your left hand does it feel like someone else is doing it to you?
-internetherworld
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Thursday 06 March
By D. Sherry
Seriously.........the writer's name is 'Hue Alston'????....he couldn't protect his future career with a 'pen name'?????(like say....last name: Off, first name: Jack, middle initial: M.)??? He leads a lonely life???? He GOT PAID FOR THIS???????? o.......m........g.......!!!!!!!!!
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Friday 07 March
By Kayla
Hahahahah what the fuck is half that shit....Super disturbing
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Friday 07 March
By Dan Dinello
An empty banana skin will curtail overpopulation and aids.
I 'll never look at a "jack"-o-lantern's grin in quite the same way again!
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Sunday 09 March
By markfl98
how do we get this idoit fired for writing this ?????
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Monday 10 March
By Kelsey
OK the cell phone thing i dont know any girl who can fit a cell phone up there WOO HAS. Especially if you have a blackjack or razor talk about ouch factor
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Monday 22 June
By Missie
Wow kelsey, You have got to get more experimental with women if you think we can't handle a cell phone. Ever hear of fingering or fisting? Muscles tear, bones break, but we are willing to do that for a great orgasm lol the secret to all who want to know, is plenty of lube and to go slowly. Muscles stretch and return to place, and given a couple of days to recoup, will be just as tight.
Monday 10 March
By jeff loven
stupid article-dumb people...
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Wednesday 12 March
By josh
wow....this guy has like no life, i mean for gods sake soap?
anyone who would go that far for it is clearly never gonna get laid
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