Nov 22nd 2007 By Hue Alston

Homemade Sex Toys: Soapy Suds

As anyone who's watched "This Old House" can attest, the trick to a successful DIY project is proper measurements. That wisdom holds true with a homemade sex toy. When you're drilling a hole in your bar of soap for some good, clean fun, make sure that you know exactly how much you have to excavate. (And please wear some pants when you break out the power tools.)

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Monday 24 March

By Robert

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Ah, the things we (literally) do for love! Most of our creative leaps for a good get-off actually come from dry spells after getting plenty. That could be a week or a year. For some people the feeling of self on self looses it's fun faster than others. And some of these things started with a partner. The next time you hear the phrase "Marital Aid" don't just think of vibradors.
... You'd be surprised how many straight guys have break ups and learn to blow themselves so they don't forget what head feels like.

Friday 28 March

By true blonde

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on a hot day, try an ice cube inserted into the fat pink icebox. Good for quickies only in the Tropics or long, slower escapades in outdoor Alaska where the knights are six months long. For extra thrills try novelty-shaped cubes , fruit flavors(lemon's particularly nice for exta tasty treats, and ...you get the idea. Here's one that you might try on April Fool's Day or His Butt Buddies birthday whatever your into:dip a large whole pickle in chocolate and present it on a plate of shredded cocoanut artfully arranged. Choice of colors for cocoanut and chocolate as well as pickle size and type could provide entertainment for all your friends and family depending on how close or open minded you all are. Warning: Probably shouldn't try this one with of those yard long Armenian zucchini coated with chocolate Ex-lax. One who keeps trying for variety. No fair using curry, cayenne, or pepper spray here. Let's keep it honest or have the office video-cam on HD wide-screen and audio using Boise wave machine piped into the waiting room of the local proctologist office. Want to read my next book? ......

Friday 28 March

By Momma

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This may as well be titled "masturbation toys" because it certainly isn't sex = (
I will keep buying the good toys from reputable sellers and use them WITH my hubby... these are lame and bordeline insane!

Friday 28 March

By Sherrie

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omg I was shocked with all that dumb s---. What happened to Hey lets f--- and the only thing close to what i saw fun was the jello but im talking about a jello bath, popcicles can be fun but the good onld fashioned hand doesnt argue or cost anything. I am a tall good looking blond with a wild imagination but some of that stuff should of been on the bong show lmao. comment me if u want SCldsn@aol.com

Saturday 05 April

By O. Ookami

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Dude, what was this guy using when they wrote this article? And they got paid? Come on half of this crap is wrong on so many levels, as for the cell phone, I'm not touching anyone's but my own ever again!! Half of this stuff is just wrong, everyone knows the real thing is better anyhow.

Saturday 05 April

By Ashley

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um..........yeah this is creepy...and very disturbing..
I wont look at any household the same..uugh

Saturday 05 April

By deenah

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well, it is true that guys will come up with the weirdest things to stick it into.... objects that are living, dead, halfway alive, never alive... you name it... guys do it, esp. teenagers.

Saturday 12 April

By Bonnie Perl

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... just for the joy of the saner sex... usse a condum on the tilted part of the handle of the push type vaccum. You can wrap your legs around and... well you just have to be there.

Sunday 15 June

By yardguy00

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uhh am i the only guy here that finds soap in the peehole to be INCREDIBLY PAINFUL?

Friday 20 June

By sota

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this could be the lamest thing on the internet. congrats.

Thursday 14 August

By mysdchargers

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OMG....these things are a riot. But the comments here only make me realize what prudes Americans are in the grand scheme of things. Lighten up people!!!!