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Is it possible there's something better than candy on Halloween? Yes: "Make Your Own Sex Toys" suggests you make room for yourself in everyone's favorite Fall gourd.
Remember to buy a ripe specimen, and be careful with that melon baller when you're scooping out the hole. The final step in the instructions is (gulp) microwaving the pumpkin for 30 seconds to bring it up to room temperature.
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Thursday 24 January
By parot52
It gives new meaning to the phrase "pumpkin pie filling''
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Saturday 22 March
By Patricia Myles
Was anyone else reminded of the movie American Pie. When the guy had the pie against his "area"
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Wednesday 02 April
By airofconviction@aol.com
hahaha absolutely CRAZIE....people never cease to amaze me....god the people that are part of the human race i swear ar put here for the non wack-a-doos entertainment....but seriously i saved this for when i have a bad day at work...i can come home and die laughing.....
***IlOvEcRaZiE wAcK-a-DoOs
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Tuesday 08 April
By Agata
This is crazy and funny=))))
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Tuesday 08 April
By sex toys
Halloween pumpkin=))) I wonder if it's possible to make an easter bunny for women?
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Friday 18 July
By silent observer
At least carve a face in the pumpkin. You could enter it in a contest at Halloween.
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Friday 25 July
By tlherbig@aol.com
dont act shocked, Women have been raming foreign objects up there CUZ,since there have been CUZES.So,let the boys be boys.Oh great america!
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Saturday 09 August
By mystery23
I agree with silent observer put 2 eyes and a nose and your good to go
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Thursday 04 September
By Stephen
That's a trick and a treat
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Thursday 11 September
By short dee
I want a teacher to instruct me on sex toys..email me
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Wednesday 10 December
By Mistoke this for Craigslist
don't your hate it when the guy advertising for anal has that fake orange tan ? Must admit he has quite a bubble butt !
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