We can't leave the girls out of our selection of treats.
But remember, if you decide to ring your own bell with your cell phone, the vibrator motor wears out the battery quickly, so have your recharger ready.
Do you have a homemade sex toy you'd like to tell us about? Well, write us (but keep it clean, or at least as clean as you can without sparing the details).

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Saturday 15 March
By Rocky
Call me!
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Thursday 27 March
By Lori
U Said Not 2 leave Us Ladies Out......But I Didnt See Any Homade Sex Toys 4 Us In Here
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Friday 28 March
By Davy
Lori I think the phone was meant for the ladies. But you know anything goes I guess.
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Friday 28 March
By Davy
Call me old fashioned but all I need to make it through the night is a handful of my moms k y gelly and my left hand. Oh and Lori email me sometime.
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Friday 28 March
By Sher
Typical AOL b.s. this is pathetic, I swear you are employing a bunch of retards to come up with this stuff.
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Wednesday 09 April
By sex toys
I suppose all you'll hear : "The person you have called is out of reach at the moment" =) (i.e. out of covering)
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Sunday 13 April
By MAS
THIS IS PATHETIC.
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Monday 16 June
By April
Okay WTF, Everything was for men!
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Monday 16 June
By jose mendoza
Look “men” all you need is: One workout towel, one medical latex glove, and some olive oil from your kitchen if you don’t have lube and no lotion does not work. First your take your towel and fold it hot dog style then place the glove in the middle with opening end hanging off the bottom then roll like a burrito but not to tight, then take opening end stretch over the rim a little pure the olive oil in and your done. =)
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Tuesday 15 July
By michelle
"a second phone, depending on method used"??? i want to meet the woman whos going to do a DP with cell phones haha
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Friday 18 July
By silent observer
You would think that fast fingers are for more than just texting.
What kind of ringtones are available?
Do you have to stop when you get a call?
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Tuesday 22 July
By Bob
The greatest sex toy for men. Tonka cement mixer truck, 1 lb. raw liver, 1 microwave, batteries in the truck. Heat the liver in the microwave, place in cement mixer, turn on rotation function of truck, insert penis, thrust, enjoy! Now you know why there's never any Tonka cement mixers for sale on CL!
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Monday 25 August
By kristin
OMFG THESE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!
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Tuesday 26 August
By don carder
The best home made sex toy for a man is a bannana...I know what your thinking and the answer is no i'm not a fag...You carefully cut the end off of the bannana, remove the squishy fruit with a long spoon (trying real hard not to tear the skin), and toss it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds. Presto you've got a nice warm good time
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Tuesday 16 September
By gomarsmom
hmmmmm I have been living life as a nun....my brother always said hollow out a loaf of french bread insert liver heat and ooo la la! OMG no wonder he has no girls busting his door down. As for me? If God meant for me to use toys he would never have given me a man or my hands!
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Thursday 13 November
By betty
Makes ya wonder how they can rule the world, oh wait, they do rule the world..... look at the mess were all in... enough said
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