Because you don't have time to troll the Internet for all of the sex advice there, we bring you "Stunning Sex Tips." We don't endorse all of these suggestions. We're just kind of amazed by them.

These friendly sex tips provided by: Dan Savage

Tip #1: "When the two of you are going at it, and she's in the throes of passion (aka, fantasizing about Brad Pitt), talk dirty to her about threesomes. Not sure how to talk dirty? Try something like 'Pretend I'm a sexy woman doing this to you, and I'm watching in the corner.' Avoid references to her sister and best friend. Why will this work? We're not saying your woman is a dog, but like Pavlov's dogs, this technique will unconsciously help her develop a positive association between threesomes and orgasms."



Tip #2: "Talk about threesomes outside the bedroom, sober. OK ... just kinda drunk."

Tip #3: "Once she's game, don't ask her girlfriend to join you in the bedroom. Find a tri-curious sex kitten at www.lifestylelounge.com."

And one thing Dan forgot: Have a taxi number programmed into your cell phone so you can avoid post-sex awkwardness. If your girlfriend starts to get weepy, hop in it yourself.