In "Make Your Own Sex Toys," Matt Paget explains how the one thing that can make you happy may be in your fridge right now and you don't even realize it. You can turn household toss-offs into your new best friend. In the following pages, we've included a handful of our favorite examples.

Disclaimer: If by any chance you're actually considering making these sex toys, please consult your doctor, a priest and/or a loved one first.

We have no idea if these toys really work. Be careful, and buy the book for more specific instructions. (Just in case you decide to try them and love to share, you can send us photos; we may need them for our research.)