7. David Bowie

Thin White Duke meet Mr. "White Christmas."

It takes some cajones to roll up to "Bing Crosby's Merrie Olde Christmas" show and start ordering people around, but Bowie's got 'em. Mr. Ziggy, claiming that he hated the choice of "Little Drummer Boy" for his duet with Crosby, had the crew in a frenzy until they composed a "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy" medley that ended up in the halls of great yuletide freakouts (albeit a very mellow one).