When you're married to Madonna, everyone knows who wears the pants in that pride parade. But occasionally you like to remind the fashionistas that you're still the badass in the family.

What to do?

How about jujitsu?

"What's so great about this," Mr. Ritchie recently told The New York Times' style section after a match, "is that with the right technique, the little guy can overpower someone bigger than himself."

Someone, shall we say, who regularly beats you down with a armory full of peroxide and a torrent of Kabbalah prayers? Oh, Guy, you need every fight move you can find.

Guy isn't the only Hollywood hulk practicing the Brazilian martial art. (See the others after the jump)


Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme and Vin Diesel all practice jujitsu, according to this Wikipedia article.

The technique is often used to choreograph fight movies such as the final scene in "Lethal Weapon" (or a domestic dispute in which Guy is forced to reckon with a power mightier than Paris, Lindsay and Gummie Bear combined).