Ah, the cougar: What makes her so special?

She's the wise, aging lady who's gentle, nurturing and unbelievably horny. She wants to find and educate a young man about the ways of the world (or at least show him the physics of her headboard).

Well, that's what we were told in sophomore-year detention, and we refuse to be dissuaded. But for most of us, hooking up with such a woman is just a pipe dream. So we've compiled a list of the most bangin', fierce and elderly (OK, not that elderly) cougars in Tinseltown. Happy hunting.