Kindle Versus Kortnie

Techies everywhere wonder whether the Amazon Kindle e-book reader will spell the doom of bookstores and naughty-librarian fantasies.

But the most important question may be: Would you rather cradle the Kindle or MySpace hottie Kortnie?

See the specs on each, vote and tell us why. (After the jump)

Amazon's Kindle is available for $399, and Kortnie O'Connor is a 23-year-old model from Huntington Beach, Calif. Unlike Kortnie, whose pics are available all over the InterTubes, the Kindle is apparently sold out.

Now let's look at some pros and cons of each:

Kindle
Pro: Wireless WhisperNet lets you search out new content on the go.
Con: Crappy graphics engine makes text-based porn your only option.
Pro: Digital ink makes reading easy.
Con: You have to learn how to read first.

Kortnie
Pro: Was Playboy's Cybergirl of the Month for January 2007.
Con: Unorthodox spelling of first name suggests trailer-park upbringing/possible relative of Britney.
Pro: Loves "good wine" AND "drinking."
Con: Is into kickboxing and owns a dog, and they could both kick your arse.