Jeff Fischer didn't pop his cherry quite the same way you did.

His father simply said, "Son, it's time you became a man" and drove him to a hotel, where he was met by a "sweet lady named Diane." Thus began Jeff's affection for hookers.

Now Jeff has written all about his fetish in a new memoir.

Learn the name of the book after the jump.

Shockingly, Jeff (who, in the author photo, appears to be in his mid 30s) doesn't just do the deed and leave the dough on the nightstand. He takes the ladies of the evening on proper dates.

I Date a Hooker, Jeff's recently published pocket-sized memoir, includes Jeff's photos of his most memorable hooker dates.

Where does he take hookers? Bowling, an art gallery, a fairground, and a gun range.

Sample Quote: "She loved it when I put bowling shoes on her. It got her hot. I loved it when the hand-dryer blew up
her skirt."