Let's face it, life pretty much sucks when you're a school bus driver.

You've got to deliver Ritalin-juiced brats to depressed school teachers while trying to avoid neurotic mothers along the way.

How do you relax? By picking up a whore with your big yellow bus.

But when that lovely lady offering her wares by the side of the road is actually an undercover cop, you're going to that big detention center in the sky (or at least upstate).

Read more about the smartest bus driver in Detroit (after the jump).

Yep, a Detroit school bus driver allegedly propositioned a fake streetwalker while driving the school bus. Now he's facing charges for trying to set up a rendezvous with a prostitute. Of course, he was going to wait until after he was finished with his route. There's no denying this guy's got class (and so do the kids).

Questions Raised: Who goes cruising for hookers in a school bus? And was he planning on doing the deed in the back seat(s)?