Jason Schwartzman dresses surprisingly upscale for the King of the Geeks. Because you make goofball look good, we salute you, Schwartzman.

Adriano & Sons Wool Voile Single-breasted Suit: There's a little bit of Cary Grant in this thin-lapel number. ($838 from Yoox.com)

Filipa K Classic Stretch Shirt in Navy: After white, navy is the next best neutral. ($178 from Frankeys)

Diesel Black-Time Belt in Brown: We're not sure the gold buckle was the right decision, but maybe that's a rebel move. ($94 from Revolveclothing.com)

Bumble and Bumble Brilliantine: There's no way in hell his hair is naturally that shiny. ($20.99 from Drugstore.com)