Hot women went belly up in record numbers this year. Sadly, this means our odds of a fling with Jessica Alba or Halle Berry now fall somewhere between winning the lottery and walking on the moon.

So, with a heavy heart, we present the women we wish we'd impregnated in 2007.

By the way, Jamie Lynn Spears doesn't make the list because, at age 16, she's a little young (and our probation officers wouldn't be too happy about that).