Hello Kitty for Guys?

Young dudes who've lost their love for pro wrestling, dangerous stunts and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition obviously yearn for something new -- but what?

The folks who make Hello Kitty are sure it's the cartoon icon that fascinates eight-year-old girls and infantile Japanophiles alike.

They're now marketing Hello Kitty T-shirts, bags and watches for men.

How can you rock your Hello Kitty shirt and still be a man's man? What other little-girl spin-offs should follow this trend? Our answers after the jump.

It will undoubtedly take a special kind of guy to wear a shirt advertising the feline with the bow in its hair. Try some black fingernail polish, boots with six-inch heels, and chain-mail "Marilyn Manson" pants; nothing says emo-goth like an ironic little-girl T-shirt. (Just don't wear it to football practice.)

Once Hello Kitty has won over the masses, there are additional business possibilities we'd like the toy companies of America to consider:

1. Care Bears beer cozy.

2. My Little Pony Ride 'Em bucking bronco machine for sports bars.

3. Fully functional life-size Barbie sex doll.

4. George Foreman Easy-Bake Oven.

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Want to see toys for adults? How about hand-crafted sex toys?