When it comes to an evening of debauchery, taking photos creates the opportunity to leave an embarrassing mark on your permanent record that isn't easily erased by public service or a cheap bribe.

Posting such photos on the Internet guarantees it.

We at Asylum always want you to be safe and happy, so we've turned to the lovely ladies of MySpace and Facebook for important life lessons about the repercussions of alcohol.

Take heed.