We looked inside our crystal (OK, we can't afford crystal, it's Lucite) ball, and saw all the sex scandals, trends and news that will happen throughout the coming year.

Here's a quick rundown of our visions:

1. Dating via web cam
Why actually get out of your pajamas, take a shower, hop in your car and drive to meet a stranger for a date when you can meet her via video?

"First dates will be on live video," dating industry expert Mark Brooks of OnlinePersonalsWatch.com told a reporter. "And videos don't lie like pictures do."

(More sex-dictions after the jump)

2. Someone tries to marry a robot
And you thought gay marriage caused a controversy? Netherlands researchers have already predicted human-to-robot sexual relationships will be all the rage by 2012, but there's always an early bloomer. Let's just hope he lives in Massachusetts, where he might have a fighting chance of living happily ever after.

3. Mama Lynne Spears gets knocked up
Like daughters, like mother. But you know what would make this story really juicy? If K-Fed were the baby daddy.

4. Hilary Clinton has an affair
And the fact that she finally gets even with Bill earns her every American woman's vote, landing her in the Oval Office.

5. Paris Hilton gets caught having sex in public
And no one cares.