Your lady says she's not interested in sex anymore, and you assume it's got to do with your breasts, which have somehow grown bigger than hers.

Turns out it may not be you: One-third of women in the United States just have a low sex drive, and "the female Viagra" is being developed so she'll dig your sweaty ass.

The University of Virginia is testing a testosterone-laden ointment called LibiGel, and, though it's got a clear medical use, you don't have to look far to see plenty of recreational potential.

To be clear, this is no roofie, and we're not advocating anything untoward. But, according to the research (the drug is currently in testing), mixing this in the massage oil might be a good way to tilt her balance in a carnal direction.

Also see our doctor's advice about Partying with Viagra.