Given the various press accounts of the primary campaign trail, you often wonder if candidates realize those microphones are actually recording.

If you were running for president, you'd probably do your best not to say something that makes the country want to kick you in the nunchucks, right?

We found a slew of real quotes from the presidential candidates on the campaign trail. Let's review the one-liners that make it almost impossible for us to vote for any of these people.

Dumbest Things Candidates Have Said