Visiting San Francisco? Instead of renting a car next weekend to drive to Napa, why not live a little and rent a sex doll?

Sweeties-FinestSexDoll Rental "offers rental service of realistic looking female sex dolls for your greatest pleasures."

Their star doll is Tracy, who stands a mere 5'1" and features oral, vajajay and other entries. Although Tracy doesn't need to be wined and dined, she doesn't come cheap. To spend a quality 90 minutes with her in the back of a limo will run you $90. If you expect Tracy to actually visit you at home or in your hotel room for a day, be prepared to shell out $320.

And although the company claims the doll is thoroughly cleaned between rentals, play it safe and wear a condom. If you don't, you might have to pay a "clean-up fee."

Does anyone have a six-foot HandiWipe? We need to try and wash off a certain creepy feeling.