Wii or Gigi?

If the rock you live under has Internet access, you've probably heard of the Wii, Nintendo's user-friendly, ultra-popular gaming console that has broken hearts, sales records, and in some cases, television screens.

But would you rather have a Wii or model Giselle (Gigi) Windecher?

Let's see how they compare (after the jump):



Wii
Pro -- Can be used by anyone with a pulse and one working hand.
Con -- Graphics unappealing for more sophisticated titles.
Pro -- Almost $200 cheaper than PS3 or XBox 360.
Con -- Hard to find.

Gigi
Pro -- Has a blog, with good fitness advice, including a warning to avoid Hyponatremia.
Con -- Hasn't updated her website in almost two weeks, which suggests she isn't very detail-oriented.
Pro -- This poster indicates she might be handy to have around for fixing cars.
Con -- She's always logged onto MySpace -- must not have much of a social life.
Pro - -There's something about the name Giselle...maybe because it sounds like "gazelle," long known to be the sexiest of animals.
Con -- According to the above photo, she can clone herself, which could either be wonderful or horrible (or both).

Which Would You Rather Have?