At some point in the eighth grade, you probably dreamed about meeting beautiful ladies who were allergic to clothing and insatiably hungry for male attention. They were women you saw in magazines and on websites and had a ravenous psychosis that could seemingly only be cured with sweet, manly love juice.

Imagine a Las Vegas convention center chock full of these women along with guys well into their 30s who hadn't outgrown that eighth-grade desire. Toss Dave Navarro into that mix, and it's an intriguing afternoon -- to say the least.

P.S. - The women couldn't have been more nice and polite in person.

See our glorious memories from the Adult Entertainment Expo 2008:





Adult Entertainment Expo

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.