Interpol's bassist, Carlos Andres Dengler, somehow pulls off a combo of hipster goth and ol' school Cash. Do you have the bolo tie, soul patch and perplexed look to pull this off? We'd like to see you try:

Urban Outfitters Black Wrap Sunglasses: Because he's a rock star, Dengler can pull off this look without worrying. For the rest of us, it's best to attempt this with a touch of irony. ($18 at urbanoutfitters.com)

Topman Black Textured Suit Jacket and Pants:
The skinny lapels and straight-legged pants on this suit anchor the whole ensemble. There's one drawback, however. This baby is priced in British pounds. Fie upon the weak dollar! (£90 or $178 at Topman.com)

Topman Textured Waistcoat: The last time you wore a vest was at your senior prom. Revive it, but not your Camaro. (£30 or $60 from Topman)

7 Diamonds Mystery Achievement Shirt: Were it not for the patterned shirt (look carefully to see it), Dengler would look like he was going to the funeral of a meth-lab rancher. ($94 at Tobi.com)

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