Want to kill someone without your pants falling down? Check out this belt buckle knife our friends at Thrillist turned us on to:

This just-under-2.5-inch stainless-steel blade (longest the ATF allows for buckle-knives) resides in the safest place of all: inches above your privates. Choose your design (e.g., biker, patriotic, fishing), slap it on, and you'll always feel safe -- until you encounter a guy with a much larger, regular knife. Or Kimbo Slice. Buckle up at Belt-Buckle-Knife.com.

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