Shiver His Member: Tantric Master Breaks Ice-Sitting Record

Evidently, we're not privy to advanced states of tantric consciousness. We don't understand the spirits and chakras and energy that permeate our beings.

If we did, we would understand why a man would choose to sit naked in a bucket of ice in the middle of the street for over an hour.

That's what happened over the weekend in New York, where a Dutch "tantric master," Wim Hof, broke the record for sitting submerged in ice, staying in the bucket for 72 minutes. He says he controls his body temperature through meditation.

Questions Raised: Wouldn't he be more of a badass if he held the record for sitting in a tub filled with fire? Also, do sperm banks take donations that have already been frozen?

The Takeaway: Tantric meditation reportedly does wonders for sex, but it clearly doesn't do much to improve common sense.