Smucker's Natural Peanut Butter: While Smucker's takes pride on this butter being "unprocessed" and "robust," the jar has a big pool of oil at the top, and the peanut butter has a consistency you'd normally associate with the after effects of a big plate of nachos. If you were building a gingerbread house, this would make great paving material for the front driveway.

Calories per two tablespoons: 210

Fat: 16 grams

Chuck's Take: "Kinda soupy, but it's not horrible. It wouldn't be my choice, but I'd eat it."