Feb 12th 2008 By G Xavier Robillard

Revenge is a Dish Easily Ordered on the Web

Trying to find the perfect trinket for that person who shredded your heart like it was pulled pork?

We've found a great range of products and services (some free) that will send your former foxy mama the perfect message: "Thanks for crapping on my soul like it was a trailer-park outhouse."

Just remember, the best revenge is living well, and it's easy to live well when you've just sent someone a steaming pile of horse manure (particularly when that dish is served hot).

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Wednesday 13 February

By Jeanne

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If you are concerned enough to put effort and time into sending a revenge valentine's gift, maybe that is an indication of why your relationship failed. It only confirms who you are.

Wednesday 13 February

By Jeanne

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Although some of them are funny!

Wednesday 13 February

By Dora

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some people deserve to get a revenge i think this is perfect..

Wednesday 13 February

By Cara

Neutral

The ultimate revenge is to completely ignore the person's existence as if you never met them.....they are insignificant.

Wednesday 13 February

By pete

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whan my wife got sicki stayed by her side-- but when i got sick she moved out where was this revenge valentines gift whan i need it YES!!!!--nice idea.... pete

Wednesday 13 February

By J. Wright

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Some of those were FUNNY! Once, before my divorce, I thought seriously of sending my wife 6 white mice to serve as pallbearers for her dead pu**y. It must have been dead as I wasn't getting any of it for a long time prior to that.

Wednesday 13 February

By susan

Neutral

I think some of these are very funny!! Especially like the worm poo as it lets them know they are a piece of s**t, and I like to rose poster also. It might be immature but if it makes you feel better and can give you closure, go for it

Wednesday 13 February

By Kristina

Neutral

Love this. I would not waste my time but this is awesome.

Wednesday 13 February

By Nico

Neutral

I think it is a good idea.
You have the people the that lucked out and have a good mate, partner, or whatever.
then you have the ones that ended up with a person just used them, and they are out there, beware!

Wednesday 13 February

By Nico

Neutral

I think it is a good idea, as some lucked out and ended up with a good mate, partner etc.
Then there are the others on the other end, that didn't do quite as well.
As for me, I am aware of the users, so everyone should be aware of, or should I say "beware".
So they, the users would greatly benefit from a gift such as this, no they wouldn't like it, like a slap in the face, but it would put a smile on my face!

Wednesday 13 February

By Nico

Neutral

To the one that said "This may be a failed relationship" well, yeah!
I would believe if you are sending comments back and forth on this cureent site, right here, you are out of a failed relationship, or on your way.

Anyways, I am not in one any more, and couldn't be more happier. One to ten, let me put it like this, half, not even saying a whole,I might be lonely, the nine and a half, couldn't be happier.

Thursday 14 February

By Dayna

Neutral

aww, poor J Wright. "6 white mice for the dead p***y" maybe She should send You a sock to bury Your dead d*ck in the yard. There must've been Someone bigger and Better in Her life.

Sunday 24 February

By Yul Brenner

Neutral

Why waste time and money towards someone who wronged you? Get over it. GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON.

Now, the idea to have these little "revenge" items is cute, because some idiot will buy into it, but really...just get a life.