If you've hit a soft-porn dry spell since the last Victoria's Secret catalog came out, hold on and run to the nearest newsstand for a copy of the Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue. Don't forget to tell your old lady that you bought it for the articles, or to shop for her next birthday gift, or some other lame excuse she'll never believe.

For those who want to see the issue's cover subject, Marisa Miller, larger than life, Dave Letterman revealed a towering billboard of the special SI edition on his show last night.

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Marisa Miller photos

  • Marisa Miller photos

    Supermodel Marisa Miller is pictured on the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which hits newsstands February 12, 2008. The annual special issue will be read by a worldwide audience of 69 million people and features Danica Patrick, four athletes' wives, 12 NFL cheerleaders, Will Ferrell and Heidi Klum in a special Semi Pro photo shoot and much more. Today, SI will also launch its exclusive SI Swimsuit website www.si.com/swimsuit featuring exclusive video footage, model diaries and over 1,500 photos. It is anticipated that the site will experience 250 million page views. REUTERS/Raphael Mazzucco/Sports Illustrated/Handout (UNITED STATES) FOR ONE TIME USE. EDITORIAL USE ONLY. NOT FOR SALE FOR MARKETING OR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS. NO ARCHIVES. NO SALES.

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  • Marisa Miller photos

    Model Marisa Miller at the 12th Annual Victorias Secret Fashion Show at The Kodak Theatre on November 15, 2007 in Hollywood, California..12th Annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show.Kodak Theatre.Hollywood, CA United States.November 15, 2007.Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage.com..To license this image (15183280), contact WireImage:.U.S. +1-212-686-8900 / U.K. +44-207-868-8940 / Australia +61-2-8262-9222 / Germany +49-40-320-05521 / Japan: +81-3-5464-7020.+1 212-686-8901 (fax).info@wireimage.com (e-mail).www.wireimage.com (web site)

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  • Marisa Miller photos

    Model Marisa Miller wearing Swarovski embellished garments by Victoria's Secret at the 12th Victoria's Secret Fashion show at the Kodak Theater on November 15, 2007 in Hollywood, California..Swarovski At The 12th Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.Kodak Theater.Los Angeles, California United States.November 15, 2007.Photo by John Shearer/WireImage.com..To license this image (15144366), contact WireImage:.U.S. +1-212-686-8900 / U.K. +44-207-868-8940 / Australia +61-2-8262-9222 / Germany +49-40-320-05521 / Japan: +81-3-5464-7020.+1 212-686-8901 (fax).info@wireimage.com (e-mail).www.wireimage.com (web site)

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  • Marisa Miller photos

    Model Marisa Miller wearing Swarovski embellished garments by Victoria's Secret at the 12th Victoria's Secret Fashion show at the Kodak Theater on November 15, 2007 in Hollywood, California..Swarovski At The 12th Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.Kodak Theater.Los Angeles, California United States.November 15, 2007.Photo by John Shearer/WireImage.com..To license this image (15144364), contact WireImage:.U.S. +1-212-686-8900 / U.K. +44-207-868-8940 / Australia +61-2-8262-9222 / Germany +49-40-320-05521 / Japan: +81-3-5464-7020.+1 212-686-8901 (fax).info@wireimage.com (e-mail).www.wireimage.com (web site)

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  • Marisa Miller photos

    Model Marisa Miller wearing Swarovski embellished garments by Victoria's Secret at the 12th Victoria's Secret Fashion show at the Kodak Theater on November 15, 2007 in Hollywood, California..Swarovski At The 12th Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.Kodak Theater.Los Angeles, California United States.November 15, 2007.Photo by John Shearer/WireImage.com..To license this image (15144363), contact WireImage:.U.S. +1-212-686-8900 / U.K. +44-207-868-8940 / Australia +61-2-8262-9222 / Germany +49-40-320-05521 / Japan: +81-3-5464-7020.+1 212-686-8901 (fax).info@wireimage.com (e-mail).www.wireimage.com (web site)

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  • Marisa Miller photos

    HOLLYWOOD - NOVEMBER 15: Model Marisa Miller arrives at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after party held at the Kodak Theatre, Grand Ballroom on November 15, 2007 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

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  • Marisa Miller photos

    HOLLYWOOD - NOVEMBER 13: Victoria's Secret Angel Marisa Miller poses at the Victoria's Secret store at the Hollywood and Highland as part of the Victoria's Secrets Angels Share their favorite Holiday gift picks promotion on November 13, 2007 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

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  • Marisa Miller photos

    HOLLYWOOD - NOVEMBER 13: Victoria's Secret Angels (L-R) Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Heidi Klum, Selita Ebanks, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova pose at Victoria's Secret store at the Hollywood and Highland as part of the Victoria Secrets Angels Share their favorite Holiday gift picks promotion on November 13, 2007 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

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  • Marisa Miller photos

    Marisa Miller and Allison Sarofim attend the 2nd Annual Art for the Oceans Benefit Auction Hosted by the Surfrider Foundation at The Xchange on September 19, 2007 in New York City.2nd Art for the Oceans Benefit Auction Hosted by the Surfrider Foundation.The Xchange.New York City, New York United States.September 19, 2007.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com..To license this image (14838110), contact WireImage:.U.S. +1-212-686-8900 / U.K. +44-207-868-8940 / Australia +61-2-8262-9222 / Germany +49-40-320-05521 / Japan: +81-3-5464-7020.+1 212-686-8901 (fax).info@wireimage.com (e-mail).www.wireimage.com (web site)

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  • Marisa Miller photos

    Marisa Miller and Matthew Brown attend the 2nd Annual Art for the Oceans Benefit Auction Hosted by the Surfrider Foundation at The Xchange on September 19, 2007 in New York City.2nd Art for the Oceans Benefit Auction Hosted by the Surfrider Foundation.The Xchange.New York City, New York United States.September 19, 2007.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com..To license this image (14838107), contact WireImage:.U.S. +1-212-686-8900 / U.K. +44-207-868-8940 / Australia +61-2-8262-9222 / Germany +49-40-320-05521 / Japan: +81-3-5464-7020.+1 212-686-8901 (fax).info@wireimage.com (e-mail).www.wireimage.com (web site)

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Carnival 2008

  • Carnival 2008

    Actress Grazielli Massafera, from the Grande Rio samba school parades, during carnival celebrations at the Sambadrome in Rio de Janeiro, Tuesday, Feb. 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo)

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  • Carnival 2008

    Rayssa Oliveira, drum queen of the Beija-Flor samba school, dances on the second night of parades by the top samba groups in Rio de Janeiro's Sambadrome February 5, 2008. REUTERS/Sergio Moraes (BRAZIL)

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  • Carnival 2008

    Rayssa Oliveira, drum queen of the Beija-Flor samba school, dances on the second night of parades by the top samba groups in Rio de Janeiro's Sambadrome February 5, 2008. REUTERS/Sergio Moraes (BRAZIL)

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  • Carnival 2008

    Grazielli Massafera, drum queen of the Grande Rio samba school, dances on the second night of parade by the top samba groups in Rio de Janeiro's Sambadrome February 4, 2008. REUTERS/Rickey Rogers (BRAZIL)

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  • Carnival 2008

    Grazielli Massafera, drum queen of the Grande Rio samba school, dances on the second night of parade by top samba groups in Rio de Janeiro's Sambadrome February 4, 2008. REUTERS/Rickey Rogers (BRAZIL)

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  • Carnival 2008

    Miss Brazil 2007 Natalia Guimaraes, from the Vila Isabel samba school, parades during carnival celebrations at the Sambadrome in Rio de Janeiro, Tuesday, Feb. 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Dado Galdieri)

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  • Carnival 2008

    Brazilian actress Grazielli Masafera, Queen of the Drummers of Academicos do Grande Rio samba school parades at the Sambodrome during the second night of carnival celebrations in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on February 5, 2008. Academicos do Grande Rio' s theme this year for the parade is the importance of natural gas and petroleum. Extravagant floats accompanied by dancing armies and tanned beauties captivated Rio de Janeiro late Monday as the city rolled out its second and final carnival parades that have already stirred controversy. Six samba schools unveiled dream-like allegorical scenes as they competed to be named the best and most imaginative group during this year's pre-Lent celebrations. AFP PHOTO/VANDERLEI ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read VANDERLEI ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)

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  • Carnival 2008

    Brazilian actress Grazielli Masafera, Queen of the Drummers of Academicos do Grande Rio samba school, parades at the Sambodrome during the second night of carnival celebrations in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on February 5, 2008. Academicos do Grande Rio' s theme this year for the parade is the importance of natural gas and petroleum. Extravagant floats accompanied by dancing armies and tanned beauties captivated Rio de Janeiro late Monday as the city rolled out its second and final carnival parades that have already stirred controversy. Six samba schools unveiled dream-like allegorical scenes as they competed to be named the best and most imaginative group during this year's pre-Lent celebrations. AFP PHOTO/VANDERLEI ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read VANDERLEI ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)

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  • Carnival 2008

    Brazilian actress Grazielli Masafera, Queen of the Drummers of Academicos do Grande Rio samba school, parades at the Sambodrome during the second night of carnival celebrations in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on February 5, 2008. Academicos do Grande Rio' s theme this year for the parade is the importance of natural gas and petroleum. Extravagant floats accompanied by dancing armies and tanned beauties captivated Rio de Janeiro late Monday as the city rolled out its second and final carnival parades that have already stirred controversy. Six samba schools unveiled dream-like allegorical scenes as they competed to be named the best and most imaginative group during this year's pre-Lent celebrations. AFP PHOTO/VANDERLEI ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read VANDERLEI ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)

    AFP/Getty Images

  • Carnival 2008

    Brazilian actress Grazielli Masafera, Queen of the Drummers of Academicos do Grande Rio samba school, parades at the Sambodrome during the second night of carnival celebrations in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on February 5, 2008. Academicos do Grande Rio' s theme this year for the parade is the importance of natural gas and petroleum. Extravagant floats accompanied by dancing armies and tanned beauties captivated Rio de Janeiro late Monday as the city rolled out its second and final carnival parades that have already stirred controversy. Six samba schools unveiled dream-like allegorical scenes as they competed to be named the best and most imaginative group during this year's pre-Lent celebrations. AFP PHOTO/VANDERLEI ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read VANDERLEI ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)

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The Adult Entertainment Expo

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.

  • The Adult Entertainment Expo

    We went to the Adult Entertainment Expo and all we got was a bunch of pictures (and a very uncomfortable thong). Look for our interviews with the stars in the coming weeks.


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