First there were those Georgia O'Keeffe paintings that somehow made flowers pornographic, and then there was that couch that turned home furnishing into an anatomy lesson.

Now it seems "bacon strips" are everywhere we look, including handbags.

Open up your wallet, and get ready for velvet-lined, gaping genitalia to adorn your lady's shoulder.

"More than a sumptuous Renaissance bag, the Velvet V represents in three-dimensional form the sacred portal to the feminine temple," explains the maker of the bag.

Beginning at $175, we hope the portal is pretty sacred.

We plan on buying one for Jane Fonda, who not only loves dropping the C-bomb on national TV, but as a cast member of "The Vagina Monologues" probably always wanted to wear her c#%t on her sleeve. And now she can.


More pics after the jump.