Chuck Norris may have been able to make Mike Huckabee a serious contender for president and kick thousands of butts along the border in "Walker, Texas Ranger," yet he wasn't able to make a decent video game in the early '80s.

Plenty of Hollywood stars struggle with the painful belief that just because they can scale a building or ride a fireball, they can keep the pimpled youth of America riveted to their game consoles.

Chuck Norris' Superkicks wasn't even one of the most appalling video games on our list of shame. Oh, yes, it gets worse.