Raising Cash for Raising Boobs: Website Offers 'Free Implants'

Having made an appeal to the men of the Internet, Canadian Karla-Rae Morris has drummed up the $8,000 she needs to "enhance" her breasts.

Morris is going under the knife as a result of MyFreeImplants.com, a website that lets men "invest" in surgery for small-breasted women through the site. Such selfless giving. Not unlike adopting a child in Africa (or twins): Donors receive updates via e-mail, and photos and videos of their chosen boob-enhanced lady (presumably showing off their post-surgery bounty).

Morris "holds the unenviable distinction of taking the longest amount of time -- nearly three years -- to reach her goal of any woman on the site so far." Most of her donations ranged from $5 to $500, but two big contributors, a "happily married American man with money to spare" and an Australian man, who's "not bad looking," each donated over $1,000.

"I became good friends with them, as good as you can over the Internet," she is quoted as saying.