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Rock Band is the perfect video game for people who want to show everyone how much they really want to be rock stars without having to play an instrument or have talent, which would let millions of gamers join Fall Out Boy. Maybe MySpace Hottie Sara Lime is the tangy tart you want to meet backstage.
Which would you rather have?
(See the comparison and vote for your favorite after the jump.)
Rock Band
Pro: Hours of fun for you and your friends.
Con: Requires having friends to play it with.
Pro: Is better exercise (and cheaper) than the Wii.
Con: Will convince you to quit your day job to become a musician.
Sara Lime
Pro: Likes to party at the Playboy Mansion.
Con: Deep, profound quotes from famous intellectuals shows that she really digs that quotation book she got for her birthday.
Pro: Likes to wear a single ribbon at Christmas, and nothing else.
Con: Shows a deep affection for her two heroes: Mom, and Chaka Khan.
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Wednesday 05 March
By HOVO
LMFAOOO dats da stupidest question in da worl take pussey or a toy ?. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuckin A.
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Wednesday 05 March
By mslinky
sure got all the goodies to be any thing she wants!
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Thursday 06 March
By dido
Strapless G-string
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Thursday 06 March
By Lord Prozac
Ahh..... But the "toy" doesn't bitch, it's a one-time cost of $170 or so (as opposed to paying for it over and over and over again) and if you get tired of it you can toss it in the closet for a couple of months. When you bring it out again it doesn't say "Where have you been?!?!? How come you never call?!?!?"
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Friday 07 March
By rubensaldivar
ineed woman i dont, care where shes from or born ?
from mohiganlake
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Friday 07 March
By sir jorge
Forget, rock band, that girl is hot.
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Friday 07 March
By bill
SEXY
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Friday 07 March
By br
if u voted rock band you r female or queer !
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Friday 07 March
By hailey
have you ever seen a girls boobies
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Saturday 08 March
By Ryan
Dude I Know 1st hand, Chicks Always Want the Drummer Because we can multi tasked I Get the best of both worlds break some sticks on a Sat night then Get the girl......
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Wednesday 28 May
By Emily
ROFL. The only reason you're saying that is cause you're a drummer, take it from a real girl, it's all about the guitarist and singers.
Monday 10 March
By leonidas
wont be so nice if she trys to take half your money LOL
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Wednesday 12 March
By William Dinsmore
Sarah Lime rules over rock band!!!
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Wednesday 12 March
By Becky
It Sounds Like It Could Be A Fun Game R Whatever???
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Wednesday 12 March
By eliz
wow ok what loser would pick the fucking game
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Sunday 16 March
By OhYeahh!
Wow, Erhhh. This..really isn't a question. Considering if your a "geek", (so to speak) You would most likely pick the game, if you where the "nerd/geek" Yeah, I wish i could come home one night. See a girl as freakin' hott as that, just wearing a "ribbon" Above her "TaTaLaLa's" Yup, Groupie.
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Monday 17 March
By nagababu
hai u r vary hot
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Monday 17 March
By nagababu
your vary bad
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Monday 31 March
By Michael
That is my girlfriend, and I guarantee you that any dipshit in your little imagination world that would pick a video game over my lady is NUTS... but she's mine, she isn't sharing, and all you little boys out there can have your fun dreaming about how nice my life is with her... Let the jealousy burn boys... HAHAHAHAHA
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