Were you concerned that fantasizing about women in high heels popping balloons was a little bit out of the ordinary? Fear no more. It gets weirder.
Take out your Freudian-symbolism decoder, and get ready for the latest Japanese fetish you didn't know about: Trains, and more specifically, female train conductors. A new cafe with waitresses pretending to be train conductors is your ticket to a room with a view of awkward and horny men.
If you get on the next plane to Japan and make your way to the Little TGV bar in Akihabara, you'll be greeted by engineer/cocktail gatherers who, instead of offering the usual subservient "Welcome home, Master," welcome you with, "Thank you for boarding our train!"
While this may all sound like something that only a born-and-bred Japanese man could appreciate, we're guessing that after eight hot sakes it'll feel like the whole joint is on wheels, and it won't matter if the microwaved meals from the club car taste like week-old Hot Pockets.
All aboard!
Time to share: You know you've been jonesing to let a chain of train euphemisms plow down the tracks on this one. Let the comments section be your boarding pass to bad puns.















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Wednesday 12 March
By Mizbiz
FIRST.
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Thursday 23 October
By larrry
Welcome to the 200mph sex express.
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Thursday 23 October
By larry
Welcome to the 200mph sex express.
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