Property destruction charges against a bikini model in Japan have been dropped after an appeals court determined that the size of her breasts meant that she couldn't have committed the crime.Last year, Serena Kozakura was convicted of kicking a hole in her boyfriend's door and crawling into his house -- allegedly because she was upset that he was cheating on her. But her lawyer showed in court that the hole in the door was too narrow for her to have squeezed into. She claims the man made the hole himself.
At a news conference, Kozakura said that her breasts deserved credit for the victory in court. "I was always worried about being a bit fat, but this time I was glad."
If her bust hadn't kept her from being busted, she would have faced 14 months in prison for the crime.
Of course, this is not the first time that breasts have made a stand for truth and justice. Naked protests have a long and glorious history...
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Wednesday 05 March
By Kali
And the Boobies win!
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Wednesday 05 March
By Layla Lair
And they say size doesnt matter. pffft :-)
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Wednesday 05 March
By Abs
If the boobs wont fit, you must acquit
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Wednesday 05 March
By Rollando
Congratulations to the lady for being found and proven innocent. But what about her boyfriend? Will he be charged for lying to the authorities?
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Wednesday 05 March
By caribeyond
I would like to see the evidence before I comment.
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Wednesday 05 March
By rob
I'm a rooter for her hooters
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Wednesday 05 March
By alice yantia
the boobs always win-look at Bush
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Wednesday 05 March
By Tori
"If the boobs won't fit, you must acquit" ~OMG too funny.
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Wednesday 05 March
By KAREN
JAPANESE & CHINESE/ ASIAN WOMEN DONT HAVE ANY BOOBS ---SHE MUSTVE HAD A BOOB JOB ......LMAO
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Wednesday 05 March
By Ariana
oh, karen, you have much to learn. asians with boobs are like white women with ass.. don't hate ;)
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Wednesday 05 March
By Demillicent
That is the oddest thing I've read in a while. The boyfriend should be charged now for falsification. It's good that she was exonerated. No one should go to jail for a crime they didn't commit. Her boyfriend is a complete colon.
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Wednesday 05 March
By Chesney
"A bit fat"? Since when do large breasts make you fat? o_O It's hard to tell, but she doesn't look too large anywhere else. Strange idea of what "fat" is.
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Wednesday 05 March
By mike grand
the least you could do was show us her knockers so we could be the judge !
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Wednesday 05 March
By kluji
I think they should prove it to us and show us her t i t s!
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Wednesday 05 March
By Emily
Dude...that's just awesome!
But how much of a twit is her boyfriend? He's dating a pretty, well-endowed supermodel, and he cheats?! Are you kidding me?! I guess this year, the Ethan Hawke Cheating-on-a-Hottie Boobie Prize goes to Serena Kozakura's guy. Hope they get him for filing a false police report and lying to the police (and probably lying under oath too).
Memo Serena: Big boobs don't make you fat, they make you curvy and feminine. Like they say in those lame "Summer's Eve" commercials, "Enjoy being a woman."
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Wednesday 05 March
By Dennis
Her boyfriend is a big boob too
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Wednesday 05 March
By jw
If you gotem ...squeezem...!
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Wednesday 05 March
By Tory
THAT'S TOTALLY WICKED!!!
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Thursday 06 March
By Barbara
Its a good thing he didn't have a big foot!
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Thursday 06 March
By Starly
"If the boobs wont fit, you must acquit" -Abs BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! OMG, that is too frikkin funny! ^_^
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