The Federal Communications Commission may have cracked down on Janet Jackson's nipple and the bare butts on "NYPD Blue," but The Onion reports that the agency is making a special exception for "How I Met Your Mother" star Alyson Hannigan going topless because of the "inherent artistic value." We concur, in fact, that's also why we named her one of our "Sweetest Pieces of Irish Lass."