Skinny Geeks Have 'Best Bods'?

Pale nerds of the world, take heart -- and cancel that gym membership! It turns out you might have the perfect body already.

In its new "Hottest Male Celebrity Bodies" poll, AOL Body has placed some suspiciously slight gentlemen among the best and burliest. Man-child Leonardo DiCaprio, swashbuckling geek Orlando Bloom and even Patrick Dempsey make the cut.

And how are these ripped celebs showcased? With pictures of them wearing suits, of course. Why not go the whole way and throw in Dustin "Screech" Diamond and the boys from Franz Ferdinand?

There are a few token gestures toward predictable masculinity, with the inclusion of Matthew McConaughey and David Beckham. Call us old-fashioned, but shouldn't Chuck Liddell and the Incredible Hulk appear somewhere on this list?

Apparently, AOL Body thinks not. So if you ever needed an excuse not to hit the gym after work tonight, this showcase is it.

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