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Let's admit the obvious: Getting caught for risky sex with a $5,500 hooker is a probable setback for the "Law & Order" Governor of New York, and is a definite boner crash.

But it doesn't have to be a deal-breaker. Since his wince-inducing apology yesterday, Spitzer still has not resigned.

If he takes our advice and spins this story the right way, he might somehow hold onto his job. Here's what he should be emphasizing, ASAFP:

• Make it clear he cheated in a bed like a normal person -- unlike Larry Craig, who favors airport crappers.

• Remind people that every five grand he spent on hookers went to a New York business -- just his way to jump-start the state's stagnant economy.

• Throughout the sex act, the Governor was signing off on official state budgets, and on a video conference call to the state legislature.

• His doctor advised him to find temporary relief from "an acute case of blue balls." (Make sure they don't figure out his physician is a DJ known as "Dr. Love" on the overnight shift.)

See more spinning after the jump.

• He only did it to receive the frequent flier miles, allowing him to selflessly send his family to Cabo San Lucas for Spring Break (while he stayed home and nailed whores).

• Point out that at least he didn't bite anyone while wearing lingerie and a hairpiece, like that creep-o Marv Albert.

• Since finding out he was implicated in a federal wiretap on Friday, he has set new records for family "QT."

• Emphasize that he only stayed with the hooker for the mandatory five minutes of spooning afterward, not a minute more.