With the release of "Semi-Pro" and March Madness descending upon us, one question looms large: Why has basketball played host to so many horrendous hairdos?

Most players (at least the professionals) have the cash for stylists who can give tonsorial tips, and yet for every fantastic collection of locks such as Artis Gilmore's, there's also a Larry Bird "$5 Special" that looks like it dropped from the wrong end of a Flowbee.

Maybe it's because ballers are so tall they think no one will notice what's on top of their heads. But we do, and we're concerned.

Who did we miss? Let us know.

Amanda Seyfried -- Todays Crush

    Attending the premiere of "Mamma Mia!" at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City.

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    Shown on the cover of a poster for "Mamma Mia!" the movie.

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    Plays Sophie in "Mamma Mia!"


    As Sophie in "Mamma Mia!" alongside her character's mother played by Meryl Streep.


    As Karen in "Mean Girls".


    At Kari Feinstein's Style Lounge.

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    As Samantha in "Nine Lives".

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    Attending the Los Angeles premiere of "Alpha Dog".

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    As Julie Beckley in "Alpha Dog".


    Attending the Los Angeles Premiere of "Thief."

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