We're guessing with Gov. Eliot Spitzer's resignation earlier today, Silda Spitzer probably has enough on her mind right now. But in this moment of sadness, it's nice to know there are good Samaritans out there with their penises hearts in the right place.

"I'm sure you and your husband both have difficult characteristics that drive you to distraction or worse," read an ad posted on the Craigslist "Missed Connections" page today. "I am here to tell you that none of those things matter to me, because I do not want to marry you, Silda, I want to f--k you. Silda, let's face it, you're hot."

"Go for the divorce, the family-rending heartache with the big payday? Or stay together, knowing the payout might be just as good if you're good at slinging the guilt."

"I'll be waiting, Babe," the offer concludes. "Oh, and one more thing... I'll only tap you for $78.50 an hour. And that's negotiable if you're up for..."