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By now, you've probably heard that soon-to-be-ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer's red-light special was Ashley Alexandra Dupré, aka Ashley Youmans, aka the woman who had to deal with some seriously political "unsafeness."

While she's said that she doesn't want to be thought of as a "monster," we think of her as a potential goldmine. An hour with a debauched governor is a ticket to a glittering career in tawdriness. Here are a few notches she could add to her bedpost resume:

-- Follow her dream to be a singer with a remake of the Pat Benatar classic: "Spitz Me with Your Best Shot."

-- Star in the political-porn extravaganza "Eliot's Spritzer."

-- Start a reality show called "Erection Election," in which you pick the person you want to run your country.

What do you think should be Ashley's next career move? (Let our photo gallery inspire you.)