However, if you're a lifelong fan, buddies with Derek Jeter and a star of stage and screen named Billy Crystal, you might just have have a shot, kid.
Billy Crystal recently got his chance to play for the Yankees during a spring training game. How did he do at the plate? Well, it was 3-2, full count, and then he, he (well, click to see).
Billy Crystal Bats for the Yanks
New York Yankees Derek Jeter, second from left, entertains teammates and actor and comedian Billy Crystal in the dugout during the Yankees spring training baseball game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla.,Thursday, March 13, 2008. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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Actor and comedian Billy Crystal reacts in the dugout after striking out during his only plate appearance as designated hitter for the New York Yankees in their spring training baseball game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla.,Thursday, March 13, 2008. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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New York Yankees pitcher Brian Bruney, right, encourages actor and comedian Billy Crystal before Crystal appeared as a designated hitter in the first inning of the Yankees spring training baseball game against the Pittsburgh Pirates, at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla.,Thursday, March 13, 2008. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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New York Yankees special adviser Reggie Jackson, left, and Derek Jeter, stand by the batting cage with actor and comedian Billy Crystal who signed with the Yankees for a workout and one game at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla.,Wednesday, March 12, 2008. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi, left, poses with actor and comedian Billy Crystal after Crystal signed with the Yankees for a workout and one game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at spring training baseball at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla., Wednesday, March 12, 2008. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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Comedian and actor Billy Crystal , right, works out with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter after signing with the Yankees at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla., Wednesday, March 12, 2008. The Yankees gave Crystal the opportunity to play with the team in Thursday's game against the Pittsburgh Pirates as a 60th birthday present. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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New York Yankees special adviser Reggie Jackson, left, and Derek Jeter, stand by the batting cage with actor and comedian Billy Crystal who signed with the Yankees for a workout and one game at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla.,Wednesday, March 12, 2008. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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Actor and comedian Billy Crystal talks to members of the media before a workout with the Yankees during spring training baseball at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla.,Wednesday, March 12, 2008. Crystal signed with the Yankees for one game, to be played against the Pittsburgh Pirates on Thursday. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi, left, poses with actor and comedian Billy Crystal after Crystal signed with the Yankees for a workout and one game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at spring training baseball at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla., Wednesday, March 12, 2008. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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New York Yankees Chief Operating Officer Lonn Trost, right, congratulates actor and comedian Billy Crystal, after Crystal signed a contract with the New York Yankees in the Yankees clubhouse at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla., Wednesday, March 12, 2008. The Yankees invited Crystal to work out and play with the team Wednesday and Thursday as a 60th birthday gift to him. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens, Pool)
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