Mar 17th 2008 By G Xavier Robillard

Which Would You Rather Have: Ashley or an Albany Mansion?

While our fascination with Ashley Alexandra Dupré (technically known as "dupre-vity") may have waned since last week, we still wonder if Eliot Spitzer made the right choice when he gave up the governor's mansion in favor of pleasuring his manhood.

Today, we ask: Which would you rather have? Ashley or the Governor's Mansion?

See our comparison and vote after the jump.

Governor's Mansion
Pro: Views of the Hudson River, Catskills, and the friendly state troopers who guard the grounds.
Con: Located in Albany, it's too far from the better prostitutes of New York and Washington.
Pro: 40-plus rooms. Includes a gym, tennis court, fallout shelter and pool.
Con: Marble cut by prisoners from Sing-Sing -- contains very bad karma.

Ms. Dupré
Pro: Makes $1,000/hour as a call girl -- could help support a suddenly unemployed politician.
Con: Her MySpace quote, "What destroys me, strengthens me," plus a shout-out to homelessness and drug abuse, all raise a pretty big red flag.
Pro: Is a talented R&B singer, and good at, you know, escorting.
Con: Part of an ongoing federal investigation into prostitution ring (might not return your calls for a while).

Tags: ashley alexandra dupre - AshleyAlexandraDupre - eliot spitzer - EliotSpitzer - nsfw

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Friday 28 March

By tomtrifik

Neutral

Please consider this girl as a good person, to do otherwise would be hurtful to his ego and make you into another hater. We don't need haters, we need Hillary!

We must all care what she, Hillary Denise Rodham Clinton thinks and does. It is very important to the whole World that she wins! She will end all suffering and hate. No one, (on the accepted list), will cry or be sick. Hillary will specifically include this in her Democratic Social Welfare, Health & Happiness Program for Correct Thinking Americans.

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Friday 28 March

By macsux

Neutral

Only dumbass would pick Ashely. Get the house, get it rented out for a day or two, then you can use the money to have both. Try thinking with your head (and not the lower one).

Monday 31 March

By sexymama

Neutral

She's hot... and sexy!!!!

Monday 31 March

By Brandy

Neutral

wow you must be completely moronic to choose a one night stand over a mansion, wtf?!?! am i the only one that sees the unibrow that is obviously plucked and the manly features here?? why are men such retards???

Saturday 05 April

By Kenneth Barr

Neutral

Those who would pick the house must never have been to Albany. Itis the deadesst capital city in the United States. they roll up the sidewalks at 3PM. I know, I used to work for a NYS Senator. I couldn't get anything to eat between 3 and 7PM because everything closes. At least Ashley can offer conversation.

Wednesday 28 May

By rn

Neutral

She is a whore....nothing else.

Saturday 05 April

By Becky

Neutral

what a bore....

Saturday 05 April

By Becky

Neutral

boring!!!!

Saturday 05 April

By Ellie

Neutral

Hmmm, let's see...

A gorgeous mansion (even if it is in Albany...) or a STD-ridden dirty whore...?

The fact that 44% of you idiots chose the dirty whore proves that men think with the wrong head...

Saturday 05 April

By Lisa

Neutral

The answer is obvious...get the mansion and the Ashley's of the world will follow.

Monday 07 April

By Darkstar_WhiteHope

Neutral

Well,... Duh! Of course 44% responded that way. They are also the only ones who would vote for Clinton. Them and the brain damaged and retarded and the mentally challenged. No not the mentally challenged, they have too much sense to vote for Clinton. Not every man is right for the job. Nor is every woman. What kind of politician is she going to be? She has already shown you what type. A dirt dealing, two faced lying, back stabbing, give me the money type of politician. She has been busted lying to the public already. Will she change once in office? No, she will only get worse. If what you want is a person who will lie to you then go to the prisons & bars and look for a spouse there, those places are crawling with liars. If you want someone with integrity and honesty, then look for someone other than Clinton or McCain. At least Obama has said the truth even when it went against him, unlike the "I mis-spoke Clintons". But then all you want is a "WOMAN" in office even if she is a liar, because you don't want real change you just want a female in office instead of someone who would do a real job and make real change and progress in the world. You can't make real change unless you have experienced what it is you want to change. You want an end to discrimination and hatred? Then you have to have been on the receiving end of it, in order to know what to do to stop it. Otherwise the perpertrators of it just hide the form of it and shift to a different tactic to continue it. Look at your glass ceilings, you will know what I mean if you are really truthful with yourself. Think for a minute, will Hilliary do anything to stop it from reocurring? No she will help it hide as long as she gets her cut off the top it is going to be all discrimination as normal just in a different form.

Look at her and his history to see if I have lied to you.

Then when you see that I haven't you will still vote stupidly and complain bitterly about how bad she is. Because you are like sheep. You let the perfume tell you which way to go. Use your God given BRAIN for other than a filler material between your ears. THINK THINK THINK

Vote for the most truthful politician on the ballot.

Monday 07 April

By Alfred

Neutral

When Bill Clinton was in office he did not have any problems until a reporter asked him what he wanted his administration to be known for. To which he replied "I want my administration to be known for solving the problems between the Blacks and the Whites!" After Which Monica Slurpwhenski came out of the closet with her dress on which she had preserved the evidence by covering the dress in a plastic bag. The republicans planted her there to trap him by his vices, as evidenced by her not cleanning the dress, but protecting its stain from contamination. Why else would a Woman preserve a dirty dress? Most women are very particular about keeping their clothes clean and not wanting to have spots or stains in them. A well planned trap? I think so. So now what do you have in Hil-liar-ry Clinton. A bitter woman who is not going to do a thing for other women in America because "THEY" had sex with her spouse and caused HER, an embarressment. If H.liar Clinton was going to do so much for women why did she not do it from her present office in NY.? She doesn't have to wait until she is President to start a campaign for getting rid of glass ceilings for women does she? What if she is never elected President, she never champions women rights? Martin Luther King was never elected President before he started championing civil rights causes. Why did she choose to wait? Because she is not going to champion them.

Just like she lied about the sniper fire she has lied about her causes also. She will say anything to get the job. Is that what the American people really want? A selfish Liar? One who has no ethics at all, to lead our country out of its current crisis?

When the democrats were in charge the sex scandles were all about Men chasing after women or having extramarital affairs. With the Bush's in office the scandles were all about the Republican men chasing after the page boys, or having sex in public bathrooms at airports or bus stations, or having openly gay three way trists with their wife and chauffer, or just open Homosexual activity, (which is a sin in all three religious texts, the Bible, the Torah, & the Quran). God destroyed many a people before us for these sins, and we want our national leaders doing this stuff? Now I ask you this, "Are these the morals you want to teach to your children and grandchildren?"

The republican party must have a thing for Homosexuals because if you look back in time most of them were gay, closet gay, but gay none the less. J Edgar Hoover- Gay, and he was against gays! There are so many other gay politicians that were outed after they left office or were forced to resign because Hoover had a file on them and they either voted the way he wanted them to on his issues or he outed them. The republican party should be named the hypocrite party, because they were all liars and hypocrites. Senator Jessie Helms republican Bigot, had a black mistress and a Black daughter, info revealed after his death. Because he comanded her not to interfere with his business and livelyhood. How many demecrates have been caught like that? Do you remember any.

If so tell me about them.

Wednesday 09 April

By Rev William Carter

Neutral

Ill take her over any Mansion any day. You can always upgrade, but you can't always get laid.

Wednesday 09 April

By Mr Doofus

Neutral

anybody that would pick the house over a girl probably thinks girls are icky!

Wednesday 09 April

By Mr Doofus

Neutral

Dear Darkstar WhiteHope, It's a hypothetical question! Maybe you should stick to burning crosses on liberals lawns, and nascar. Alfred, you have a kind trusting heart, but President Bubbha kinda did it to himself, the republicans aren't that clever. Look at Georgey Porgey! He's the best they could do? Ellie, you're a jealous woman, heck if you're half way decent looking, men will pick you over a mansion, don't take it so personal. Brandy, that's a stripper name! Eeeeeew! Tomtrifik, Sillary for President? What does that have to do with the question? Macsux, well your name discribes you perfectly, that's all I have ot say about that.