Getting a lap dance is all fun and grind until someone (almost) loses an eye.

After being poked in the eye with a high heel during a "no holds barred" session with a dancer in November, New York securities trader Stephen Chang is suing the members-only Hot Lap Dance Club, claiming he "sustained serious personal injuries." A manager at the club said he was surprised by the suit, and that he hadn't heard of any accidents at the club.

Question raised: We've never really thought of lap dancing as a dangerous sport until we considered other potential pitfalls, such as the "breast asphyxiation" or "rug burn." (We don't have to explain how those happen, do we?)

What are some other strip-club injuries that might make for a good lawsuit?

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