Celebrity tattoos -- When a celebrity has lost touch with reality, there are signs. Sometimes it's getting behind the wheel after too many drinks and not enough panties. Sometimes it's agreeing to co-star with Kevin Costner, assured that this flick is definitely the comeback. Yet with the folks we've gathered here, the inability to gauge right from wrong is as plain as the ink on their face, or thigh or navel.
Behold Ashlee Simpson, who recently tattooed an enormous permanent corsage on her wrist.
She didn't even make our countdown of the 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoos Ever.
Who did we miss? Let us know.
Worst Celebrity Tattoos
20. We hate to pick on someone as beautiful as Megan Fox, but what's up with the Marilyn Monroe face on your forearm? We like Peyton Manning but you don't see us inking his mug on our left cheek, do you? (Photos by Getty Images).
19. Steve-O: You have to be extremely committed to a joke to have a larger-than-life tattoo of your own face. (Photo by Peta.org).
18. Yes, that is a barcode on the back of singer Pink's neck, supposedly from one of her albums. Run her over a scanner and "$1.98 bargain bin special" pops up. (Photo by AP.)
17. Travis Barker: sponsored in part by Cadillac. GM should pay him royalties to play shirtless on all Plus 44 tours. (Photo by Getty Images).
16. Poor Amy Winehouse. In addition to abusing the inside of her body with various substances she has abused her skin with crappy tats. Check out the shirt pocket with "Blake's" above it (in honor of her husband). A nice idea, except she lookslikesomeone who pumps gas at Blake's Corner Chevron. (Photo by Getty Images.)
15."Know Your Rights" -- words of wisdom from Angelina Jolie's back. What, she never heard of bumper stickers? (Photos by AP).
14. Bam Margera: We're not sure what's creepier: the bizarro tat of his Uncle Vito that Bam had done on his calf, or the fact that Vito was convicted of sexual assault on a child. If we're Bam, we're having that thing burned off like, yesterday. (Photos by Getty, AP, & Kambouris/WireImage).
13. Mark Wahlberg: Why put your initials and last name in permanent ink on your shoulder? So you don't have to pull out the cig dangling from your mouth if someone asks who you are. Just pull down your shirt and show 'em without a word. Cool as ice.
12. "If I could turn back time," Cher must be thinking, "I'd stop myself from getting this winged ass tattoo." (Photo by AP).
11. Oooooh, look out everyone, Tommy Lee promises MAYHEM. Please, Tommy. You can give us danger, bedlam or tomfoolery. Anything but mayhem. (Photo by Getty Images.)


























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Thursday 20 March
By nana
Dont forget that cuntbag Tony Danza's keep on truckin' tat. Yeah,that stayed current
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Friday 21 March
By KingGreat
Actually, Nicole Richie isn't actually Lionel Richies daughter (she was adopted by him), so she's actually not correct at all. Neither is Dave Navarro...Carmen Electra is not her real name. Splitting hairs is my favorite.
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Wednesday 16 July
By Bella
He adopted her, which gave her his last name so yes, she IS correct. And who knows but her that when she got the virgin tattoo she wasn't one? Get a life, people!
Thursday 09 October
By kessily
Um...
You are aware that when you are adopted by someone you do actually become their child right? She may not be his BLOOD but she IS his daughter. He raised her, he legally adopted her, she is his daughter.
Friday 21 March
By adam
umm....Lil wayne's tear drops are gang tattoos meant to indicate status. gang members get tear drops for things like killing people. haha makes your comment about clowns seem stupid a little bit? seriously though...i wasnt kidding.
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Wednesday 23 November
By kayla
its not just for status, but it usually is. His represent close family members he's lost in his life.
Friday 21 March
By bobcoejr2000
IF YOU LOOK AT THAT PARIS HILTON SITE IT WILL GRAB YOUR PC BE GONE YOU PUNK
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Friday 21 March
By nighthuntr
YOU WILL BE SORRY IF YOU OPEN THE PARIS HILTON SITE
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Friday 21 March
By nighthuntr
DON`T OPEN THAT PARIS HILTON SITE YOU WILL BE SORRY
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Friday 21 March
By toni
and why would you open a link that you dont know where it came from anyway?? I think thats Rule #1 in the basic Internet for Dummies rule book isn't it? And then you wonder why your computer is all messed up. DOI
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Friday 21 March
By JHall
They forgot about Genna Davis's tattoo of a Denny's sign on her calf. She is a member of mensa?
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Friday 21 March
By Jaden
Just a quick note: Lil Wayne's tear drop tattoos represent a gang affiliation. It's actually quite serious, ironically enough.
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Friday 21 March
By Byndthenrm
Actually, being adopted by someone does in fact make you their child. That being said, Nicole is very much a Richie.
And good Lord, not only is Kimberly Stewart devistatingly ugly, she's pure trash too. Daddy must be so proud.
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Thursday 09 October
By shannon
hey genius! they were referring to the fact that she's not an angel. They werent insinuating that she isnt a Ricthie because she's adopted.
Thursday 09 October
By mchemicalrgur1
I totally agree. With all of what yr saying, why in heck would you wear a skirt that says something so vulgar on it. eh.
Friday 21 March
By steve
Obviously there is money to be made in tattoo removal. Imagine how much you could charge to restore skin back to normal?
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Friday 21 March
By w
Lil' Wayne's tear drop tattoos are gang related. It means he's been in jail for killing someone. Definitely not something to glorify.
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Tuesday 22 April
By a boss
um first of dont get lil wayne on god cause dats my uncle soooooo
Monday 12 May
By Weezyjeezy
No it doesn't you moron, Filled tears are for two Loved ones who have lost their lives, the empty tear is for a loved one who has been murdered.
Fear of god is admitting to his sins.
Tuesday 15 July
By Brent Bolz
If you knew anything about lil' Wayne you would know he addressed that and said that he has never killed anyone, but don't test him. The tears on his face symbolize sadness...Do a little research before you start explaining someone else's tattoos for them.