Celebrity tattoos -- When a celebrity has lost touch with reality, there are signs. Sometimes it's getting behind the wheel after too many drinks and not enough panties. Sometimes it's agreeing to co-star with Kevin Costner, assured that this flick is definitely the comeback. Yet with the folks we've gathered here, the inability to gauge right from wrong is as plain as the ink on their face, or thigh or navel.
Behold Ashlee Simpson, who recently tattooed an enormous permanent corsage on her wrist.
She didn't even make our countdown of the 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoos Ever.
Who did we miss? Let us know.
Worst Celebrity Tattoos
20. We hate to pick on someone as beautiful as Megan Fox, but what's up with the Marilyn Monroe face on your forearm? We like Peyton Manning but you don't see us inking his mug on our left cheek, do you? (Photos by Getty Images).
19. Steve-O: You have to be extremely committed to a joke to have a larger-than-life tattoo of your own face. (Photo by Peta.org).
18. Yes, that is a barcode on the back of singer Pink's neck, supposedly from one of her albums. Run her over a scanner and "$1.98 bargain bin special" pops up. (Photo by AP.)
17. Travis Barker: sponsored in part by Cadillac. GM should pay him royalties to play shirtless on all Plus 44 tours. (Photo by Getty Images).
16. Poor Amy Winehouse. In addition to abusing the inside of her body with various substances she has abused her skin with crappy tats. Check out the shirt pocket with "Blake's" above it (in honor of her husband). A nice idea, except she lookslikesomeone who pumps gas at Blake's Corner Chevron. (Photo by Getty Images.)
15."Know Your Rights" -- words of wisdom from Angelina Jolie's back. What, she never heard of bumper stickers? (Photos by AP).
14. Bam Margera: We're not sure what's creepier: the bizarro tat of his Uncle Vito that Bam had done on his calf, or the fact that Vito was convicted of sexual assault on a child. If we're Bam, we're having that thing burned off like, yesterday. (Photos by Getty, AP, & Kambouris/WireImage).
13. Mark Wahlberg: Why put your initials and last name in permanent ink on your shoulder? So you don't have to pull out the cig dangling from your mouth if someone asks who you are. Just pull down your shirt and show 'em without a word. Cool as ice.
12. "If I could turn back time," Cher must be thinking, "I'd stop myself from getting this winged ass tattoo." (Photo by AP).
11. Oooooh, look out everyone, Tommy Lee promises MAYHEM. Please, Tommy. You can give us danger, bedlam or tomfoolery. Anything but mayhem. (Photo by Getty Images.)
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Sunday 13 April
By lovetats
Travis Barker's tats are a waste! He looks so stupid. Was he drunk for all of them? The neck ones look expecially bad. It looks like he just had them done to have them done. Too much and too small.
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Sunday 13 April
By lovetats
I think Amy's tats are awful. They're all old standbys from the walls of every tat place around. No thought put in to them.
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Sunday 13 April
By LeeAnn
Sorry, but I see NOTHING pretty or glamarous about getting a tattoo. I don't care if you are a member of MENSA or a Member of the PEEPS Fan Club; Tattoos are just plain ugly and I have seen many attractive women and men become scarry looking because they decided to use their bodies like a coloring book. A real turn off.
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Sunday 13 April
By cheri
I don't know why Tom Arnold didn't get that tattoo lasered off his chest. It's a nightmare. With all the money these celebs have I'm surprised at the low quality of most of these tats.
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Monday 14 April
By [dis]
JEFFREE STAR
He's got a portrait of... someone. I can't remember XD
And a singer called Miyavi-- he's got random numbers on his arms, and a whole sutra thingy on his back. But then again, I think that's pretty hot.
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Thursday 29 May
By Imi
None of Miyavi's tattoos are random. He has them all for a reason and that was kind of shallow for you to leave a comment on the worst tattoos when you don't even know what they mean or why he got them in the first place.
Tuesday 15 April
By michelle
For those of you who are talking about how stupid tattoos are, get over it, times have changed. Just because I choose to put holes and designs on my body does NOT make me stupid and I can assure you I'll probably be a better business person than half of those boneheads that walk through your door looking for a job. I personally have two tattoos and both are consistently complimented on. For me, it's a work of art I can keep with me constantly. But it's sad that a poor college student can get better looking tattoos than some of these celebrities though. Half of the tattoos were poor quality or bad choices. Like the "virgin" tattoo or "daddy's little girl loves disco"? Good quality, bad choice. And Travis Barker has some nice looking tattoos...seriously check out the quality. I think I've made my point
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Tuesday 15 April
By Timothy
Tatoos are vaitialism. It ruins ones body and disfaces' G-d's creation
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Friday 18 April
By T-Maaz
In fairness, Tommy Lee's tat of "Mayhem" was done when he started the excellent band "Methods of Mayhem" -- so it's better than the initials M.o.M., I guess.
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Monday 05 May
By Jordan
KAOS is a band dumb-ass
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Monday 05 May
By hayley
Tattoos have meaning. After my 4 yr old daughter passes i put her name on me with a rose. I have 5 other tat's . Each one has a meaning.
Monday 19 May
By La-La
Nick Carter's tattoo "Kaos" is one of his nicknames. LOL He spelled it right, and it has the same meaning as chaos.
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Monday 19 May
By Carole
By JadenNeutral
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Just a quick note: Lil Wayne's tear drop tattoos represent a gang affiliation. It's actually quite serious, ironically enough
OOPS WRONG, tear drop tattos mean someone you loved died while you were in prison, nothing gang related about them duhhhhhhhhhh need a prison education?
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Wednesday 21 May
By johnh
Forget the teardrop tattoos. What the heck does Lil Wayne have tattooed on his eyelids?
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Tuesday 20 May
By Liz
err *Tommy
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Wednesday 21 May
By cassie c.
In regards to Nick Carter's 'Kaos' tattoo Kaos is his nickname, given to him awhile back. Nick is a very smart person and I am sure that he can spell chaos very easily.
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Monday 26 May
By ed benavides
as for tattoos on a fine looking womens back... Would you put bumper sticker on a ferarri, I think not. But if i drove a klunker i would try to distract you from that fact with a bumper sticker
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Tuesday 15 July
By Luke Johnson
people nee dto stop hating on other peoples style, this collum thing is a joke its all opinions and those opinions are from critics who are all mainstream and follow the status quo or however you spell it haah
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Tuesday 15 July
By jess
mayhem is a band for tommy lee's tattoo.
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Tuesday 15 July
By Brian
I think a more important issue than the tattoos is WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE MEDIA? They use to report on things, and stay objective. Now they point and laugh and get on high horses and tell you what you should think. I think the true story here is that the media really gets up to no good when there isn't a real tragedy going on. Idle hands are the devils workshop, and apparently, the devil is showing the media how to make other live's miserable by poking fun at them instead of sticking to reporting the new responsibly.
I am not a big fan of tattoos.. I would never get one. And I would never recommend someone get one. But I don't begrudge people thier right to wear them. And I've seen plenty of tattoos that look as good on an elderly person as the day they were made. The whole fading and stretching thing is also way overstated. And as far as the topic of tattoo.. Well, some are better than others, but again, if you are getting one you like, it's because of what YOU like, not some other schmoe.. Let the other schmoe abstain or get one of their own. I'd never tell anyone what they can put on their body..as far as I'm concerned, if I don't have the desire or courage or both to get one, I don't have room to tell someone who does what to get. To do so surpasses having an opinion, and just goes straight to being rude.
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