Look, Jessie (Can we call you Jessie?), we know this is a strange time to bring this up in an open letter, but we heard about a certain dude mag that's treating you like crap and saying you're unsexy. (Some chicks in high school would totally put up with that, but we know you got more class than that wannabe cheerleader in our high school, Katie Rosenblatt.)

Let's just say, Jessie, there were times when our girlfriends were forcing us to watch "Sex and the City" when we definitely thought about stashing our change in your Coach purse. That other guy mag is probably just pissed you wouldn't drop trou for their cameras.

Sexy is as sexy does (your girl Kristin Davis has definitely proved that).

We don't think you're unsexy at all. You with a pair of Manolos on and nothing else? A very worthy contender.

So, whenever Matthew's out of town (hell, you two have been shacked up so long he probably doesn't care where you put them on the glass) stop by the Asylum offices.

We promise you a dive in the dark, even if it's just with an intern.

Sincerely,

The Asylum Staff