Whether you're going to Cancun, Acapulco, or lovely Puerto Vallarta, you know it's time to pack up your thongs and beer bongs and head south for Spring Break. But do you know what you're really getting yourself into? Take our Spring Break Quiz for all the odd history and weird facts about this suds-and-Jell-O-packed tradition.

Asylum Spring Break Quiz

In 1998, an over-anxious high school senior class in Portland, Ore., chartered a 727 to a Mexican resort. FAA regulations were violated when ...

  • Participants in a wet T-shirt competition entered into the cockpit so the pilots could act as judges.
  • Students shared a tapped keg of beer with flight attendents.
  • A fake-orgasm contest was broadcast over the intercom,
  • Everyone operated their hand held electronic devices upon take off.

Spring break is one of the few occasions in which Jell-O wrestling comes into play. How long does Jell-O have to sit before it is ready for combat?

  • Two hours
  • Four hours
  • Six hours
  • It can be ready instantly

According to the Journal of American College Health, the average male spring breaker consumes how many alcoholic beverages a day?

  • Nine
  • 14
  • 18
  • 20

Why is the State Department warning spring breakers to stay away from some popular Mexican resorts?

  • Spillover from violent drug wars.
  • Corrupt police officers.
  • Lack of potable drinking water
  • Local drug dealers' products are so stepped on they no longer qualify as narcotics.

Popular spring break destinations are full of tattoo parlors. What is the number one reason for tattoo regret?

  • Didn't think and acted on impulse.
  • Unable to cover it up.
  • The name of the person in the tattoo.
  • The tattoo became infected.

At one time, Palm Springs, Calif., spent March soaked in youth and alcohol, then suddenly ceased to be a spring break destination. This can be attributed to Palm Beach Mayor Sonny Bono, who in 1991 ... ?

  • Banned open containers.
  • Banned thongs.
  • Passed an ordinance that forbid dancing in any venue alcohol is sold.
  • Imposed a midnight curfew.

What is 'alternative' spring break?

  • Spring Break in a cold weather environment.
  • Spring Break spent back at school studying.
  • A spring break centered around community service.
  • Spring Break with the ex-members of the multi-platinum selling band Soundgarden.

What do Canadians call spring break?

  • The Winter Thaw
  • Slack Week
  • Hoser Week
  • Spring Break, eh

In 1985, 350,000 partiers crowded Fort Lauderdale for spring break. Why did that number decline to 20,000 by 1989?

  • A terrible gonorrhea outbreak.
  • The legal drinking age went from 18 to 21.
  • Fort Lauderdale's rapidly aging year round population began to bum revelers out.
  • The mayor of Fort Lauderdale went on national TV to tell spring breakers they were no longer welcome in his city.

Spring Break was invented by ...

  • American World War II GIs deployed in Florida.
  • The Ancient Greeks: Young Athenians of mating age participated in drunken celebrations of spring's arrival.
  • The collegiate Greeks: In 1933 the fraternity SAE began holding their annual convention in Miami Beach.
  • MTV. The station was looking for a way to increase ratings and promote the unconventional comedic talents of Pauly Shore