Mar 26th 2008 By Asylum Staff
When we first listed little tips for messing with your co-workers, we never expected the deviousness that would ensue.A People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) activist shows posters and raise their red-painted hands in a show of protest against bullfights, Monday Feb. 11, 2008 in Paris. (AP Photo/Jacques Brinon)
Jennifer Knox, an animal rights activist from Norfolk, VA, protests from a mock cage in front of the White House March 13, 2001 in Washington, DC. The nearly naked Knox, who painted her body orange with tiger stripes, was protesting the treatment of animals traveling with the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus. The circus is scheduled to arrive in Washington on March 22. (Photo by Alex Wong/Newsmakers)
Bargeshagen, GERMANY: A naked anti-G8 activist dances during a demonstration in Bargeshagen, northeastern Germany, on the second official day of the G8 Summit, 07 June 2007. Thousands of demonstrators blocked roads leading to the Group of Eight summit asa massive security operation to counter protests got under way. AFP PHOTO DDP/SEBASTIAN WILLNOW GERMANY OUT (Photo credit should read SEBASTIAN WILLNOW/AFP/Getty Images)
Paris, FRANCE: A French naked cyclists from Velorution association rides during a worldwide naked cycling protest against cars, gas emission and agressive drivers through the streets of Paris, 09 June 2007, despite the interdiction of French Police Prefecture. AFP PHOTO JOEL SAGET (JOEL SAGET/AFP/Getty Images)
Lima, PERU: Peruvian model Reina Loo (R) on her way to the fountain of the Plaza Mayor in Lima, 13 March 2007 where she will pose almost naked with the Chilean flag painted on her body as a protest against the maritime treaty boundaries between Peru and Chile. On March 12 the Chilean Foreign Affairs Ministry postponed the broadcast of a documentary about 1879 Pacific War between Chile, Peru and Bolivia. The treaty boundaries between the three countries are still a source of diplomatic controversies. AFP PHOTO/JAIME RAZURI (Photo credit should read JAIME RAZURI/AFP/Getty Images)
A New South Wales police officer, left, escorts demonstrators from the animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) from a protest on Sydney's waterfront Wednesday, Feb. 27, 2008. PETA held a "nude" protest as part of their worldwide fight to end the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona and bullfights throughout Europe. (AP Photo/Mark Baker)
Nude cyclists ride through Piccadilly Circus during the fourth annual World Naked Bike Ride on June 9, 2007 in London, England. Cyclists in Britain took to the streets for the World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR), in protest against global oil dependency. (Photoby Daniel Berehulak/Getty Images)
Nearly nude People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) member Amy Jannette wears plaid body paint as she holds a sign protesting the use of fur by the Burberry clothing company, 29 May 2007, outside a Burberry store in New York. AFP PHOTO/Stan HONDA (Photo by STAN HONDA/AFP/Getty Images)
Nude anti-globalization protesters lie down to spell "No A La OMC" (No To The WTO) during a protest against the upcoming WTO meeting in Cancun, Mexico, Monday, Sept. 8, 2003. (AP Photo/Jaime Puebla)
Brazil's Lina Barbieri, a protestors from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals hold a sign as she stands stripped down to her underwear, on Amsterdam's central Dam square, Netherlands, Tuesday Feb. 12, 2008, to protest bullfighting in Spain and Portugal. Protestor Lauren Bowey said PETA plans similar protests around European capitals in the coming year, because tourists attending bullfights help keep them in operation. (AP Photo/Peter Dejong)
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Wednesday 26 March
By WEHLHH
WE SUBSTITUTED A COWORKERS REAL VA TECH MARKETING DIPLOMA FOR ONE DONE EXCLUSIVELY IN CRAYON AND MISSPELLED SEVERAL WORDS. EX: MARKETING WAS SPELLED MAWKETIN. WE ALSO USED THE WORD SKOOL INSTEAD OF UNIVERSITY AND SPELLED TECH AS TEK. YOU GET THE PICTURE. HE WAS FUMING.
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Wednesday 26 March
By organicpuppy
At the last place I worked, we loved to play pranks. One of my favorites was the "dot bomb". I used to save up all the little "dots" that were left when you punched holes in paper. I would then take a manila envelope and carefully slit open the bottom, pour in the dots, and place it on an unsuspecting employee's desk. When they would sit down and pick it up to open it, the dots would go all over their lap, desk, floor, etc.
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Friday 28 March
By paul
here's 1 for the book's ask some 1 to get u a left handedscrew driver or adjustable wrench
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Friday 28 March
By Paul
I was a disc jockey at a small radio station in southern Louisiana. We had a program director who was hard to get along with. We took a copy of old "True" magazine, cut out all the coupons and offers from it and sent away for all the "wonderful" things that could be had. Of course we did it in his name. He started receiving tons of junk mail.
At another radio station, we had a radio preacher who came in once a week. He would look through his mail and hold it up to the light to see if it had money or a check. If not, he would just discard the letter without opening it. We sent a letter, then retrieved it before he came in. We put a five dollar bill in the letter and partially burned it. After he saw that he opened every letter.
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Friday 28 March
By Hugh Carpenter
I had a boss that allways had to have a glass pitcher of water placed on his desk and maintained by the secretaries. so he allways had cool water to drink.
One day I put a goldfish in the pitcher...
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Friday 28 March
By gary wilson
The most ingenious prank I ever saw started with an employee putting a styrofoam cup of water in a co-worker's locker in such a manner that when the locker was opened, the water spilled on the employee. The prankster then put an identical cup of water in his own locker, so when the wet receipient went to the prankster's locker to retaliate, he was doused a second time.
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Friday 28 March
By rose
A guy used to steal my jelly doughnut every day I got tired of it. One day i took some cat turd out of the litter box and put the turd inside the jelly donut and covered it with sugar...after squeezing out the jelly.
I wrapped the donut up as usual and put it in my lunch bag. As usual the jerk came by to steal my doughnut. He took one big bite and guess what happened? Well, he never stole my jelly donut again.
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Friday 18 April
By chris
OMFG...I have GOT to do that to this person I know who has the same problem. I remember one time I used to have these people that used to steal all my chocolate (I do tech support). Well, I got me a WHOLE BUNCH OF EX-LAX, and melted all the letters off of them. Then I proceeded to put crazy glue in all the bathroom doors. Oh, but not before I took all the toilet paper out of them. Rolmfao!!!!!
Friday 28 March
By BigAL
The best prank I ever pulled I had a guy who always made fun of me in high school. I come from a small town so wveryone knows everyone at the fair. That summer I found out I had a queer cousin so I payed him to walk up to this guy in the middle of our fair. He rubbed on him and said hey baby did you enjoy last night. The guys reputation was ruined and is still accused of being gay. I even had it videotaped so anyone who missed it could see it later
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Saturday 29 March
By David Small
I worked downstairs with a friend. His dad worked upstairs. His dad was decidedly liberal. I brought in several issues of "Soldier of Fortune", "Guns and Ammo", and similar magazines, and substituted those for the magazines in his waiting area.
It took him three months to notice.
I'll always cherish the memory of visitors reading "Soldier of Fortune" while waiting for him ...
-- Dave
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Saturday 29 March
By Robert
Years ago I worked in an office which had a partition solid at the bottom and glass at the top. We could see our manager leave his office next door to walk down to ours, but if his phone rang he had the habit of running back to answer it. So every now and again after he left his office one of the guys would ring his extension and then put the phone down after he had run back to pick it up. This went on for months and he never figured.
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Saturday 29 March
By Rob
I enjoy taking one of those alligator clamp things and shortening my coworkers mouse cord by clamping it to the back of her desk.If you have time connecting all of the paper clips in ones drawer is irritating as hell.
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Saturday 29 March
By Fitness Workout Programs
There's a co-worker I used to work with that would always play little pranks on our boss. It was odd that he was the boss's favorite employee. You'd think he wouldn't like having pranks pulled on him all of the time. I guess it was the employee's way of brown nosing. Hey, it worked. So, more power to him.
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Saturday 29 March
By Schiznit
People who work on their facespace stuff often leave personal photos on the work computers. Most will stop after I copy a pic (of them partying or striking their 'coolest' pose) to the 'My Pictures' folder and set it as the background, for all to see of course.
The guy who kept trying to get my work data stopped when I put a logfile printout in his mailbox simply showing what was accessed and when, but being the designated 'computer guy' offers even more fun--
The guy with a porn habit didn't let the filter I set up deter him. So each site he found that got past the filter would work for a week or two, then stop (heh heh). He resorted to searching for porn in another language, which worked for a time... then started e-mailing foreign-language porn clips to himself to watch at work. I think he figured it out once I blocked the Italian word for 'transvestite', which effectively blocked his email. He kinda flipped out and quit soon after.
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Saturday 29 March
By Dan
The most elaborate and rediculous prank I ever pulled requires either someone who is a special kind of stupid, or a lot of collaboration. In high school we told a guy that some historians had discovered that when Pope Gregory had put together our calendar, he had been off by two days, and that the UN had agreed to adjust the calendars that day. We went around and got EVERYBODY, including teachers, to corroborate our story. The thing about my school was that it was Kindergarten to Grade 12; and on Wednesdays the bell rang a half hour earlier for the Elementary students and on Fridays it rang a half hour ealier for the High School students. Weird system don't ask me why. Anyway, the bell rings on Wednesday for the Elementary students to leave early, and this jackass is convinced that it's actually Friday, so he bolts like a bat out of hell out the door without even noticing that no one else is leaving. Fortunately the guy had a good sense of humour and laughed it off.
That still stand out as my life time achievement for bullshit.
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Saturday 29 March
By Sickntiredeveryday
We worked with a guy who thought that practical jokes were the greatest thing on earth until the day he got paid back. We are firefighters, so we have a workout room upstairs. He went upstairs to work out and always left his truck unlocked. So while he was upstairs we popped out all of his air conditioner vents and poured baby powder in them and put them back. we then put the air buttons on max and faced all the vents to the drivers seat. Well he came down all sweaty and worked out. He got in his truck, started it and all you saw was a white cloud. He was so mad because all of us were outside and saw the whole thing. Needless to say he no longer messed with us..LOL
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Saturday 29 March
By derek lygo
that toothpaste oreos sounds so gross.
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Saturday 29 March
By jim green
this site is great I will pass it along to my mrs. as she works in an office with a bunch of real butt holes and lunch thieves...fun, fun, fun, !!!!!
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Saturday 29 March
By Mitch H
When my co-worker wasn't at her desk, I would change her mouse settings in a subtle fashion. One day I would make it a tiny bit faster, the next I would make it slower. This screwed with her head immensely as she was always complaining that her mouse was broken. Then of course I changed the 'click' settings to one-click only, which just added to her mouse hating rants.
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Saturday 29 March
By charlie
We work the third shift in a shop, at 7A.M. shift change the early rising polishing women always seemed to come in grumpy and ornery. So a co-worker put a large sign where their brooms were hung which read: "POLISH PARKING ONLY"... It took them two days to realize the reference to flying brooms.
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