Video of the Week: "Horrible People." Need we say more? Fine, it involves a turkey-baster-sex plot.Sex: Could you fall in love with a robot? What about have sex with one? Really? Gross.
Women: If you frequent our site, you may have noticed we kind of have a thing for Ashley, Spitzer's call girl. Spitzer's other girl...not so much.
Style: Get a custom cuff link shaped like your face.
Gadgets: So you think your child might be illegitimate? Now there's no need to wonder.
Politics: Did you think Hillary Clinton was lying about landing under sniper fire in Bosnia? You won't after you see this evidence.
Heroes: Heroes in their own words -- we look at a few of the best blogs from soldiers in Iraq.
Our Favorite Comments of the Week:
From Fear of Super Collider, Brian wrote, "Your web-site is great -- just what us upwardly mobile young lads need. However, your major advertisement today is for CHICKEN SOUP! Am I missing the joke or have your advertisement sellers not looked at Asylum ??????????? Us lads are looking for a bit more than soup !
If I don't win 'comment of the week' then I shall console myself with a bowl of Swanson soup !!!!!!!!!"
From Airport Security Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Ring, Howie wrote, "I finally feel safe now that nipple rings have made the list. An imaginative malcontent could strangle me with his shoelaces or thrust a ballpoint pen into my neck but at least he can't shackle me to his accomplice's nipple rings which could be cleverly disguised as anodes and cathodes of a pocket taser...oops, I've said too much."
